In Which Edmund Gets His Song…

You knew there would be one, right? Well, we can’t give Naked Jamie a song and not give one to Edmund, right? So here you go Edmund Dantes.Thank you Jill! I think….

To the tune of I’m Too Sexy by Right Said Fred.

I’m too sexy for my cell too sexy for my cell
Gonna blow this Chateau
I’m too sexy for my book too sexy for my book
So sexy it hurts
And I’m too sexy for Moliere too sexy for Ms. Claire
Scotland and Voltaire
And I’m too sexy for your readalong
Too sexy for your readalong
Way sexier than HIM
I’m a sailor you know what I mean
And I strut my stuff on the gangplank
Yeah on the gangplank on the gangplank yeah
I strut my stuff on the gangplank
I’m too sexy to be nice too sexy to be nice
Too sexy for d’If
And I’m too sexy to look at
Too sexy to look at what do you think about that
I’m a prisoner you know what I mean
And I do my time in solitary
Yeah in solitary I’m all alone yeah
I bare my soul in solitary
I’m too sexy for my…too sexy for my…too sexy for my…
Now I’m a Count you know what I mean
And I wreak my revenge on Naked Jamie
Yeah on Naked Jamie on Naked Jamie yeah
I flip my middle finger at Naked Jamie
I’m too sexy for you Miss Heather too sexy for Heather
Poor Reader poor Capricious Reader
I’m too sexy for your love too sexy for your love
But you’ll still love me
And I’m too sexy for this blog

As if you don’t know the tune:

Thanks, as always, to Jill from Fizzy Thoughts for her sick, twisted humor and killer ear worms!

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